{"product_id":"fa-tote-bag-1","title":"FA Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdulting is hard. Finding your keys shouldn’t be.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeet the Faking Adulthood tote: your stylish, sturdy sidekick for chaotic commutes, spontaneous grocery runs, and pretending you’ve got it all together. Crafted from durable canvas and measuring a roomy 280mm x 480mm, this tote doesn’t just look good—it works.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInside? Organization heaven. Multiple compartments and zippered pockets keep your snacks, receipts, headphones, and existential dread neatly in place. No more digging around like you’re on a treasure hunt.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you’re headed to work, the gym (or just carrying a book to look intellectual), this bag’s got your back.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSturdy canvas build for everyday chaos\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eZippered inner pockets to keep the mess contained\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSpacious size: 280mm x 480mm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBuilt to carry your life—and your lies about having it together\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Something Cosy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52678308397388,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0893\/1072\/4428\/files\/20162E65-2F08-48C8-9E39-CBB59FB1F70E.jpg?v=1748904102","url":"https:\/\/www.somethingcosy.com\/products\/fa-tote-bag-1","provider":"Something Cosy","version":"1.0","type":"link"}